How about this...
Helicopter pilot: "In site of Project Pheonix test lab. Coming in on approach."
HQ: "Roger chalk 12. Copy making approach for landing at Kilo Foxtrot Project Pheonix. Send back sit-rep of assessment when ready. over."
10 minutes later
Helicopter pilot: "HQ, this is chalk 12. We have landed at the objective. Hard place to get to. Cut off from the rest of the world due to the mountain range. My components in the helicopter fried. Something in the air, nothing a little re-wiring can't fix. The target zone is empty. Nobody in sight to speak of. There seems to be a spill in the lab of some sort, oil maybe. Again, something in the air. *cough* Doesn't smell right. *cough* The engineer is a little *cough* sick as is my *cough* co-pilot. Pro.... *cough* *cough* Pro... *cough* Proceeding with *cough* mission. Uuuuggghh. Uuuuggghh. Grrrrrrrr. Raaarrgghh!!! ....................... *static*"
HQ: "CHALK 12, CHALK 12!!! WHATS YOUR STATUS? GIVE ME A SIT-REP GODDAMMIT!!"